Elephant Forecast
Today:
100% Chance of Chaos
Weather Condition
Precipitation
Torrential Downpour of Tragedy
100% of Confetti
Chance of Sudden, Unforeseen Catastrophe
50% of Random Events
Special Notes:
Do not forget your umbrella, your dignity, or your sense of humor.
Take all necessary precautions, but mostly just pretend to be an adult.
We're watching you, and we know you'll be okay... probably.
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