Elephant Forecast

Today: 100% Chance of Chaos

Weather Condition	Precipitation
Torrential Downpour of Tragedy	100% of Confetti
Chance of Sudden, Unforeseen Catastrophe	50% of Random Events

Special Notes:

• Do not forget your umbrella, your dignity, or your sense of humor.
• Take all necessary precautions, but mostly just pretend to be an adult.
• We're watching you, and we know you'll be okay... probably.

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